The Owl Emporium
We do not worship the dead.

Shirley Phelps Roper (on whether there would be a funeral for the late Fred Phelps Sr.)

You know who else is dead? Jesus Christ.

(via anextremelyfluffybunny)

archaeologicalnews:

Hospital scans help British Museum discover the secrets Egyptians took to their grave, including one woman’s intimate tattoo

Wrapped in bandages and caricatured as figures of terror in Hollywood movies, Egypt’s mummies have long captivated and bewildered scientists and children alike.

Now…

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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venivincere:

hellotimbuktu:

There is a man out there … who rescues owls …

hope in humanity restored.

I would like to court this gentleman with intention to marry.

cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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joaquin-codeinepapi:

fresh out the pound

joaquin-codeinepapi:

fresh out the pound

vagisodium:

have you ever looked a horse in their eyes?? there is absolutely nothing going on in there. no remorse or regret. horses dont have souls and cant be held morally accountable for their earthly sins and this is why i fucking hate horses